You’re browsing the OHM, the Max, the GO, the X, and your finger is hovering gingerly over the ‘Checkout’ button. You really want those shrooms, but growing them?
Yourself?
‘I couldn’t keep a rubber cactus alive!’ you wail.
Or maybe you are green fingered, but you’ve never tackled the fungi kingdom. Grey fingered? That’s one step too far!
Anyhow, enough imagined conversations. If you are having any doubts about buying a grow kit it’s time to blow them far, far away. Because, we can assure you that with our magic mushroom grow kits, producing your own stash is as easy as falling off a log! (or growing on a log, if you ARE a mushroom.) This month happens to be Shroomtember, where we celebrate the season that shrooms commonly grow. However, one of the most amazing things about a magic mushroom grow kit is they mean every month can be Shroomtember! Yes, a harvest all year round, with minimal effort for maximum result. But if you need any more convincing we’re gonna lay down the top 5 advantages of a magic mushroom grow kit!
1. We’ve Already Done The Hard Work For You
Yes, one of the best things about our grow kits, and why they are so fall-off-a-log easy, is that they arrive at your door with the mycelium pre-grown. This means that you have no need to muck around with spore syringes, sterilising, and finding the right substrate. This is perfect for beginners and everyone else who doesn’t have the time (or perhaps the inclination) to get elbows deep in PF Tek. This also means as soon as it arrives you are ready to go. Simply find the appropriate guide in our grow kit manual and get started.
2. Home-Grown Shrooms Give The Most Satisfaction
There is something about growing your own produce that really is the most satisfying. And growing your own magic mushrooms is even more satisfying than those tiny tomatoes or green strawberries from last summer. Because of course, the journey continues after they pass your lips. Not only are you cultivating a living organism, you are also cultivating and preparing for a psychedelic experience. One that could change your life forever. Or just give you some mad giggles. Additionally, the psychological effects of caring for a living thing are proven by study after study. They are especially beneficial if you live somewhere with little outdoor space, such as an inner city apartment, far from anywhere you could forage for shrooms, and where the hustle and bustle of the city can get too much sometimes. Create your own little fungi oasis and wait for the results to burst forth.
3. You Know What You Are Getting
Another of the fantastic benefits of buying a magic mushroom grow kit is that you know exactly what you are getting. And by that we mean the type of psychedelic mushroom. Whereas with foraging you are always at a slight risk of mis-identification,and thus making yourself ill, (unless you’re with a really qualified mycologist) here you can be 100% certain you are getting a Psilocybe cubensis, and not only that! On our webshop you can even pick the strain of cubensis, from Golden Teacher, to Mckennai, to Mexican, and many more! This means you can pick a strain to perfectly suit the kind of trip you want. Bespoke, boutique, you name it! Here your shroom experience is tailored to you, rather than left to the risks of foraging.
4. Cheaper and Sustainable
Now for some practical nuts and bolts. Turns out our grow kits are not only good for your soul, they’re also kind to your wallet. Once you’ve gained the know-how, you can get multiple yields from one grow kit, meaning that you do not need to keep purchasing new ones every time you want a psychedelic trip, or pay inflated costs for ready-grown shrooms. Additionally, it’s all good news for the planet! The less regularly you need to order, the less energy is spent on transportation! A big-budget win for you, and a lil’ win for the environment too!
5. It’s Magic
Last but not least — the biggest advantage of all is that you’re growing magic itself. Of course the journey (i.e. the growing itself!) is part of the experience, but ultimately its the destination (i.e. all your harvested shrooms!) that are the main attraction. Whether you eat your shrooms fresh, dry them, make tea, cook them, or powder them, you now have a dose of the thrilling unknown at your fingertips. The ability to independently access psychedelics is one of the best things about owning your own grow kit. Whether you are using your crop for pure trippy fun or for self-medicating, you are large and in charge. For example, if you’re treating depressive or addiction issues, you can measure out your microdose with your own stash!
Imagine a world where you can grow your own medication — far lower costs, and you know there are no secret nasties in there. The medicinal properties of magic mushrooms are proven, and being investigated further every day! And on top of that, you can gift some of your harvest to your nearest and dearest — after all sharing is caring!
So, there you have it! Just 5 of the multitude of reasons that buying a grow kit will be the best decision you’ve made in a while. So what are you waiting for? Order your little box of magic today!